Lady Gaga arrived at the Grammy Awards on Sunday in a giant egg. What do you think she was wearing inside the egg?
–*A velour sweater and soccer pants
–*A Hello Kitty t-shirt
–*Nothing, why should she?
–*Greasy overalls she’s been sporting since finishing up her day job changing oil in automobile crank cases
–*A Darth Vader outfit
–*A natural sac of life-giving placenta
–*A Hanes t-shirt and Toughskins
–*A stiffened crinoline petticoat
–*It’s not her, it’s three children who think it’s a treehouse
–*An Oscar de la Renta collage dress
–*An Oscar de la Hoya collage dress
–*She’s revived her meat dress from last year, a much more effective gambit since it is now much less likely to make you puke
Beauty is Imperfection 