(Originally posted Friday, February 27, 2009)
–* I’m sorry, but I can’t even work up the energy to be insulted.
–*Except for your thoughts, words and presence, you’re the most awesome thing I can imagine.
–*Are you the king of all jerks or just the ceremonial figurehead?
–*I don’t remember asking for a French hotel room with a douche.
–*I ought to kick your mother fucking ass.
–*You piece of shit. Screw you.
–*A ha ha ha. Mister Quippy Man Made a Quip. Blow me!
–*I drink YOUR milkshake.
–*Carpet muncher!
–*Pillow biter!
–*Touche, shit-for-brains.
–Watch your step, retard.
–*Well put, you scumbag.
–*Why don’t you go swim in a big bucket of piss!
–*Sit and spin on my middle finger, fuck face.
–*Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!
Beauty is Imperfection 
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