(Originally posted Monday, January 19, 2009)
What are schizophrenics saying to offer us comfort?
–*”Don’t worry, your soul dies last.”
–*”Heck, you might as well live a little cause in the future you’re already dead.”
–*”You gotta just throw caution to the wind when you’re surrounded by killer bats.”
–*”Home is where the bodies are.”
–*”The closer you can get to your own body, the happier you’ll be.”
–*”We’ve got to fight the terrorists over there to keep from fighting them over here.”
–*”Love through war. Peace through strength. Pull my finger.”
–*”Don’t worry. When I made love to the duck it was already dead.”
–*”I can’t shake your hand because I belong to a really backward sect of an old Abrahamic religion.”
–*”It’s OK. I’m John Lennon, not you.”
–*”There must be a God because you survived that Hudson River plane crash.”
–*”There must be a God. There must be. There must. There must.”
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