(Originally posted Tuesday, January 06, 2009)
Highly Esoteric Children’s Books Coming Soon
–*Curious George and the Giant Ponzi Scheme
–*The Funny Giraffe Who Faked Epstein Barr Syndrome For The Worker’s Comp
–*The Story of Antonin–the Littlest Supreme Court Judge Who Preferred Only Rigid Textual Interpretations of the Constitution and Rigorous Bright-Line Rules Of Clearly Defined Legal Standard–and His Pet Pony Ubu.
–*The Israeli Government Only Wants Your Money and Weapons, Not Your Love … and Other Tales Of the Near East
–*The Soul-Crushing Empiricism of Scottish Philosopher David Hume as Related By Barney The Dinosaur
–*Why The Girl In the Online Singles Ad Always Disappears When You Click On Her … and Other Harsh Realities of Life For Preteens.
–*The Girl Who Wore Only Black Because It Matched The Horrible Vacuum In Her Soul
–*The Marriage of Heaven and Hell: A Blakean Nightmare From the Veggie-Tales
–*Elmo Guides You Through Your First Menstruation
–*Horton Hears A 48-Hour Filibuster
Beauty is Imperfection 
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