(Originally posted Tuesday, December 16, 2008 )
Why are we throwing shoes at people?
–*Saying “I love you” didn’t come across the right way.
–*Some people are running hedge funds and not investing the money I gave them but instead setting up a Ponzi scheme so maybe they deserve to have shoes thrown at them.
–*Administering electo-shock to my patients isn’t enough anymore.
–*I was so close to getting bingo on that one.
–*I often feel like throwing shoes is the only way to get the stupid stuff on television to change.
–*I feel like it’s going to influence the behavior of people around me in a way that works out well for me.
–*I am not the kind of person who expresses emotions well, and mainly I hold things in for days and days and weeks upon weeks and then suddenly I’ve just got to throw a shoe at people.
–*’It’s a tradition here in Iraq
–*It’s a tradition I started here on aisle 4 at K-Mart.
–*It seems to be the only way to hold George Bush accountable
Beauty is Imperfection 
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