(Originally posted Monday, December 08, 2008 )
–*If Sir Reginald would take Ladybeth in his arms and give her a kiss.
–*If our hero turned into a big cockroach.
–*If the antihero was to reject all humanity because of his raging feelings of Nietzschean ressentiment.
–*If this frat douche was eaten by a rabid Malamute.
–*If Miley proved she wasn’t such a little girl after all.
–*If our hero put his girlfriend’s abortion on his wife’s credit card.
–*If a fetus started talking.
–*If this hot babe had girl-on-girl action in an insane asylum.
–*If our butch Lesbian character had a tool belt
–*If it were turned into a movie, which means somebody might actually pay attention to it.
Beauty is Imperfection 
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