(Originally posted Wednesday, November 26, 2008 )
What meals will we be enjoying this Thanksgiving as we repast with our Red State relatives?
–*A dish of revenge yams (best served cold)
–*A plate of warm Obama stuffing
–*Some hard-cheese dressing
–*Retribution fries
–*Some “payback is a bitch” five-cup salad
–*Stuffin’ Your Muffin’ Welfare Gravy
–*Acorn Squash With Rainbow Coalition
–*New (Deal) Potatoes
–*Socialist Welfare State Braised Cabbage
–*The Fidel Castro Octopus Special
–*Green Bean Casserole with Extra Alternative Minimum Tax
–*Horseshoe Bend Squash With Gay Marriage on the Side
–*Re-educated Thanksgiving Turkey
–*Tacos! Courtesy of all our new migrant laborer friends, legal and otherwise.
Happy Thanksgiving, everybody! Expect fewer postings for the next few days as my wife and I enjoy the holidays with friends.
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