(Originally posted Tuesday, November 18, 2008 )
What questions are men asking as they watch “Gossip Girl” with their girlfriends?
–*Is that Kate Hudson?
–*Which one gossips?
–*Which ones are Heidi and Spencer?
–*That guy looks like some punk I wanted to clobber on the commuter train today.
–*And that other punk looks like his friend who was farting and then pretending somebody else was doing it. I swear to God this show is making me angry all over again.
–*I didn’t know Chloe Sevigny was on this show. That’s her, right?
–*Does everybody on this show have a terrible secret? By the law of averages, don’t too many terrible secrets make each individual terrible secret less important?
–*Why does everyone on this show have so many feelings?
–*Blake? That’s not a girl’s name.
–*Is that one Mischa Barton? Damn! I get them all confused.
–*Nate Archibald? Who writes this shit?
Beauty is Imperfection 
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