(Originally posted Friday, December 05, 2008 )
–*Walking
–*Riding
–*Skipping this advertisement
–*An awkward segue
–*An awkward Segway
–*Trampling through the Oprah studio with the rest of the elephants
–*Using Keith to get to Mick
–*Wonkavision
–*Mailing myself to the woman who broke up with me
–*With a poorly thought out middle-eight harpsichord solo
–*Swimming through the uterus with my long tail
–*With a giant, gas-guzzling SUV. Hell, U.S. automakers are making MILLIONS of them.
Beauty is Imperfection 
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