(Originally posted Sunday, November 02, 2008 )
–*Polymorphously perverse female Republican Fox News wonk who’s sensitive and slutty wherever you touch her
–*Jack the gay copy machine attendant with Asperger’s syndrome
–*Crazy Scab Man
–*Ann Coulter with Kuato
–*Naked Gov. Schwarzenegger
–*Bi-Curious George
–*Homeless man with Zima bottle
–*Sarah Palin and Zombie Moose
–*An impossible-to-value collateralized debt obligation
–*Naked man with bucket and IPhone
–*Fugitive-from-justice turkey
–*Man covered with zeroes
–*Richard Gephardt in a box
–*Greta Van Susteren Botox accident
–*Captain Ahab and the Dreaded White Crab
Beauty is Imperfection 
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