(Originally posted Wednesday, October 22, 2008 )
What are some of the stupidest things appearing on magazines?
Cindy versus Michelle: The Style Dance Off (Glamour)
A Critter Ate My Bundle Of Joy (Parade)
The Sexiest Women Of the Texas Polygamist Sect (New York Times Magazine)
Jessica Alba: There’s Not Much More To Her Than What You See Here (Latina)
Madonna Is Bringing Back Hats! (Vanity Fair)
Sarah Palin Rocks! (National Review)
Don’t You Understand, The Rich Won’t Work If You Raise Their Taxes (National Review)
Obama Wants To Create Welfare for the Poor (National Review)
The Jonas Brothers: Their Long-Awaited Audience With The Pope (Rolling Stone)
The Jonas Brothers: Their Long-Awaited Audience With Tax Reformer Grover Norquist (The American Spectator)
The Jonas Brothers: Their Long-Awaited Audience With Elmo (Tiger Beat Magazine)
Oprah Bitch Slaps Cindy! (O Magazine)
Elmo Bitch Slaps Grover Norquist! (New York Magazine)
David Foster Wallace Finds One Last Sad, Undignified Way To Get on the Cover of Rolling Stone (Rolling Stone)
Beauty is Imperfection 
Those are small potatoes to the covers devoted to the “..Man From Kenya.”