(Originally posted Tuesday, September 16, 2008 )
“Lehman Brothers”
“Lehman Brothers” + bailout
“Lehman Brothers” + bailout + “U.S. Treasury Secretary” + “over my dead body”
“Merrill Lynch” + “fire sale” + “Bank of America” + “Half its recent share price”
“Dow Jones” + plunged + “500 points” + market + crash
“Lehman Brothers” + “credit default swaps” + “billions in write-downs”
“Lehman Brothers” + “completely overvalued” + books + derviatives + assets + worthless
“What are credit default swaps?
“Where can I get credit default swaps?
Where can I get credit default swaps in Hannibal, Missouri?
Where can I find a hooker in downtown Manhattan?
“Lehman Brothers” + “bad mortgage credit derivatives” + “subprime mortgages” + toxic
“Jenny McCarthy” + “Playmate of the Year”
“Sarah Palin” + MILF + “I can see Russia from here”
“subprime mortgages” + “10% down” + deadbeats + “home equity loans” + “plasma TVs”
What is a mortgage derivative?
How can I sell my friend Larry’s chance of defaulting on his mortgage to my friend Steve for 0.3% over Larry’s mortgage face value?
“Lehman Brothers” + “risk buyer” + “bad mortgages” + “owes billions of dollars in credit defaults to risk sellers” + “subprime mortgages”
“subprime mortgages” + toxic + botulism + Polonium 210 + cancer + evil
“Barack Obama” + “will raise taxes”
“John McCain” + “will raise taxes”
“Marie Osmond” + “will raise taxes”
“Jenny McCarthy” + ubiquitous + autism + “Larry King” + “every month”
Vietnamese + “massage parlour” + “full release” + “stock broker” + “clinically depressed”
“David Foster Wallace” + suicide
“David Foster Wallace” + “highly erudite” + “Infinite Jest” + “book most people haven’t finished”
Russia + “South Ossetia” + Georgia + “Condoleezza Rice” + “fuck you”
Where is South Ossetia?
Where can I find a full release massage in South Ossetia?
South Ossetia + “bus schedule”
Beauty is Imperfection 
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