–*The bunny hop jump
–*The ballet jump
–*The mashed potato
–*The lindy hop
–*The kabuki theater pantomime
–*Talk to the hand
–*The busting a kneecap with a tire iron flourish
–*The Darth Vader death grip
–*The cat’s-in-heat-again-and-rubbing-up-against-the-coffee-table reverse scoot
–*The “fleeing the shtetls hunched over in the snow” move
–*The drunk Cossack runs amok flail
–*The empathetic therapist crouch
–*The “too busy texting to look at you” dance, followed by a Toe walley
–*The sweet 16, protect-your-maidenhead pose
–*The “writing a check on your back” dance followed by a double axel
–*The nervously trying to bum a cigarette hand clap followed by a toeless lutz and a Mazurka
Beauty is Imperfection 