Sugar, fruit and bread,
Oh, how I long for you. Ugh!
Chicken strips again
***
The doctor attacked
My glycemic index. I
Din’t know I had one
***
Cut down my morning
Carbs; no bagels; no berries
Feels like fresh hell, this.
***
“Your blood sugar goes
Up too fast,” he said. Well how
else would things get done?
***
No honey, I don’t
Want another damn omelet.
Bitch wants to starve me
***
Ordering Splenda
In Starbucks for my latte
I feel like some skirt
***
Hmmmm …. Tofu eggs or
A bullet through the left eye?
A tough choice, this one.
***
Chocolate makes you
Feel like you’re in love. I feel
Like firing some guns
***
Low carb diets make
Your breath smell like a little
Man died in your mouth
***
It’s how the fats break
down, or so they say to me
It’s science I guess
***
“How about carrots?” “No.
Not until phase two at least.”
“What the F, man! Shit!”
***
Great! Wow! I can eat
All the string cheese I want ’til
It falls out my ass!
***
String cheese! Fucking string cheese!
String cheese string cheese! Fuck fuck fuck!
Fuckin’ fuck string cheese!
Beauty is Imperfection 