(Originally posted Saturday, January 03, 2009)
–*The mortgage
–*The cat
–*We know each other’s worst secrets
–*We share a mutual narcissism that is part of an evolutionary need to seek out like phenotypes.
–*Divorce is too costly
–*The wedding cost so much and it was really only a year ago. Besides, we’re too afraid of death to be alone.
–*Duh, the INS is still watching!
–*Child No. 4 might be a keeper.
–*If you weren’t enabling me in my drinking habit, what else could your life possibly mean?
–*It’s good to have somebody to touch base with every once in a while at the swinger’s clubs.
–*It’s good to have somebody to touch base with in this large horrible vacuum of empty space called life.
–*All those shits back home said we’d never make it. We’ll show them.
Beauty is Imperfection 