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Emoticons That We Need More Of

(Originally posted Tuesday, January 08, 2008 )

Emoticons have come a long way on MySpace, but do you often feel like you just can’t find the perfect one that really expresses your mood? Here’s a list of new ones I think MySpace ought to add.

Gassy

White, but using black slang in my blog posts

Too lazy to screw

Republican, but smoking pot,

Genocidal

Nostalgic for a time that wasn’t actually that good

Smarter than everybody else on the bus

Alone in my self-righteousness, also probably on the bus

Schadenfreude

Feeling more like an adult now that I’m a teen mom

Uneasy about that mercy killing

Blunt affect, a DSM IV manual term for one who is pathologically detached from his emotions

In the mood for hate sex

Treasonous

Oedipal

Like I forgot to take my birth control pill

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