EKG, Mister?
Don’t worry; we’re gouging the
Insurers for it
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No insurance, dudes?
No problem! Just hit all the
Emergency rooms!
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Michelle Obama’s
Hospital turned away poor
Those “bleeders” come first.
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“Socialism” is
My S&M safe word–stops
All thoughts and progress
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GOP says new
bill will outlaw private health
coverage, Jesus
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They’re off writing their
own universal health care
bill. Not really, though.
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F-22 planes
Fly proudly through the sky. Oh!
We’re not using them?
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Maybe we can pay
For health care with these planes we
Aren’t using? Nahhh! Pffff!
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A trillion dollars
In 10 years? Huge Fed waste! Best
Give it to CIGNA
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“Bipartisanship”
is too hard for the health bill;
And for this haiku
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“Sotomayor”? Ugh!
“Identity politics”?
Fuhgeddaboutit!
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How can I write a
Haiku with these big words? Thumbs
down, Judge Sonia!
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Henry Louis Gates
Renowned scholar; teacher; wears
handcuffs in Cambridge
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Gates broke into his
own house; you can’t do that when
you’re black, Professor!
Beauty is Imperfection 