(Originally posted Sunday, October 12, 2008 )
“Sarah Palin”
Sarah Palin + “abuse of power”
Sarah Palin + “brother-in-law” + “moose hunting permit”
“moose packing” + tarp + “clean meat” + “no permit”
Wooten + violated + “hunting laws”
Palin + violated + “hunting laws”
Moose + packing + carcass + hauling
“How do I haul a moose I’ve killed?”
“How do I haul a moose I’ve killed in Wasilla, Alaska?”
packing + carcass + heavy + fines + disgusting
“How is it possible to haul a moose I’ve killed?”
“Why would anyone kill a moose?”
“moose hunting” + “gun nuts” + “.44 magnum” + “close range” + psychos
“How do I get my ex-brother-in-law fired?”
“How do I get my ex-brother-in-law fired in Wasilla, Alaska?”
Palin + “public safety commissioner” + “repeated phone calls” + “harassing visits” + discoverable + actionable + “law suits”
“Barack Obama” + “William Ayres” + “best buddies” + “same room” + “same panel” + “dismantle United States” + “Cambodian re-education camps”
Obama + Ayres + “Weather Underground” + “drank from same Dixie Cup”
Why is John McCain linking Barack Obama to William Ayres?
“Dow Jones” + plunged + 1500 points + “worst week ever” + depression + “market collapse” + “mass suicide”
“How do I find a job?”
“How do I find a job in Wasilla, Alaska?”
“Wasilla” + “crystal meth” + “Sarah Palin” + pentecostals + “speaking in tongues” + “witch doctors” + psycho
Wasilla + “bus station”
Beauty is Imperfection 
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