(Originally posted Thursday, September 25, 2008 )
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“Lindsay Lohan” + drugs
“Lindsay Lohan” + “looks 80 years old in person”
“Clay Aiken” + gay + duh + “not news”
“Wall Street” + overleveraged + bailout + “financial crisis”
Congress + bailout + objections + posturing + proprietary + “girly men”
“George Bush” + crisis + “government intervention” + “nationalize” + “communist takeover”
“Pakistan” + “politically unstable nuclear power” + “border skirmish” + “international incident” + “oh fuck”
“$700 billion bailout”
“$700 billion bailout” + “depressed economy” + “looming accounting scandal”
“looming accounting scandal” + “depressed stockbrokers” + “Lindsay Lohan” + Lesbian + masturbate
“Dancing With the Stars” + “Kim Kardashian” + “No talent” + “brain dead”
“Cloris Leachman” + GILF
“Where can I find a GILF in Hazlett, New Jersey?”
“Where can I find a Dunkin’ Donuts and a GILF in Hazlett, N.J.?”
“Cloris Leachman” + “Academy Award” + “Last Picture Show” + “moving story” + “loss of American innocence”
“Kim Kardashian” + “lost innocence” + “sex tape”
“Hazlett, New Jersey” + “bus schedule”
Beauty is Imperfection 
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