(Originally posted Monday, August 11, 2008 )
What’s In This Week’s Magazines:
Rolling Stone: “Shia Lebeouf: Crazy Sexy Critically Injured in Car Accident”
Newsweek: “The Russian War In South Ossetia: Is Nationalist Irredentist Revanchism Becoming Too Hip For Its Own Good?”
National Geographic: “What’s Causing the Collapse of Our Nation’s Sandstone Arches? Is Nature to Blame?”
Sports Illustrated: “China Removes Smog Just In Time for the Olympics With Deft Use of Adobe Photoshop”
U.S. Catholic Magazine: “‘This Whole Virgin Birth Thing Sounds Like a Crock,’ And Other Questions You Are Likely To Encounter From Your Catholic Teen”
U.S. News and World Report: “How Green Is Your Coal-Fired Power Plant?”
People “John Edwards’ Affair: How Will It Affect Global Climate Change and Rampant Poverty and Russo-Georgian Relations?”
OK Magazine: “People Magazine Gets Photos of Brangelina’s Babies, But We’ve Got The Follow Up, Featuring Pictures of the Blood, the Umbilical Cords, the Afterbirth and Angelina’s Sexy, Sexy Anal Prolapse.”
Better Homes & Gardens: “Transform That Old Chair Into An Abortion Device”
Vegan Magazine: “Fake Leather S&M Gear: How To Be Cruel Without Being Cruel To Animals”
Leg Show: “You Wanted It, You Got It: It’s Just Nothing But Pages and Pages of Feet”
Details: “A Woman Who Is Supposed To Be Talking About Men’s Fashion Goes On A Post-Feminist Rant About How You Guys Don’t Hold The Door Open For Her Anymore”
Playboy: “This Week’s Nude Pictorials: A Distant 10th Place Runner Up On “Survivor,” An Olympic Gold Medalist from 1978, and Somebody Who Has Had Sex With One of the Coreys”
Insurance Magazine: “How Does Your Puny, Unimportant Existence Change The Math On An Actuarial Chart?”
Us Magazine: “An Interview With Leona Lewis, The Woman Who Sings That Song About How She Keeps Menstruating”
New York Times Magazine: “‘Statistically, I Don’t Even Exist’–One Munchkin’s Heartbreaking Tale”
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