Beauty is Imperfection

(Originally posted Tuesday, July 29, 2008 )

–*I was off improving myself, and will continue to be off improving myself no matter how many parties I miss.

–*I didn’t want to see Derek and Tarzaan. Because we all know what we did to old man McLaney in the woods.

–*I peaked at 4 p.m. when I took all that animal tranq in the RV, and it wouldn’t have been fun after that.

–*Most of those at the party remember me when I was young. Green. Malformed. Only a larval version of myself. My hasting days having yet to fly on with full career, and to blossom in the reformed chrysalis that … is … a man.

–*I’m still waiting for Tanya Rothstein to tell me whether she’s going out with me, and even though it’s been 20 years since I asked her, I’m still afraid she’s going to say no.

–*MacGyver. Do I have to spell it out?

–*Party was over at my place. Guess you all missed it.

–*Because it’s not a real party until people start sodomizing each other in orgiastic Dionysian frenzy, ripping through the masks of persona and getting through to the true self.

–*I was shy.

–*…and you were too overbearing.

–*I was working on the Retributioners Episode 7. It’s like, a zillion years behind.