(Originally posted Monday, June 02, 2008 )
We were hoping to have Episode 5 of “The Retributioners” up for you tonight, but after we opened the newly saved Apple Quicktime version, we found the soundtrack had somehow gotten turned up to ear-puncturing, crazy-making levels. So…no Episode 5 yet. We still need a day or two.
Here’s what you want to do when your movie doesn’t work out right:
–*Gnash your teeth
–*Spit
–*Kill
–*Vote Republican
–*Tear the heads off dolls
–*Tear out your own hair, even though you are not a trichotillomaniac
–*Tear out the hair of somebody else
–*…which would be funny if they just happened to be a trichotillomanic
–*Kill the hostages
–*Free all the lab rabbits
–*Liberate your brain through your ear with a dull fork
–*Go to sleep
Hey! I think I’ll do that last one…right …now….
Beauty is Imperfection 
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