(Originally posted Saturday, March 08, 2008 )
2 ABC
This week on “Lost,” everybody must talk like a robot. I’m talking like a robot. You must talk like a robot. Affirmative.
3 CBS
Running out of pompous Bartlett’s Familiar Quotations about the mind, “Criminal Minds” starts off this week with Oscar Wilde’s death bed quip, “Either this wallpaper goes or I do.”
4 NBC
If I don’t recognize you, then you’re not a Celebrity Apprentice
15 Discovery
Discover all the Japanese borrow words for pornographic film maneuvers
17 Cable Access
Pornographic Japanese Film Maneuvers
18 Discovery Kids
Mythbusters see if there’s really such a sexual practice as “donkey punching.”
23 Lifetime
Haley Joel Osment: When The Voice Breaks
48 Ovation
Patti LuPone Special: You Don’t Deserve This Evening Of Fine Entertainment By Me
55 Crosswalk
911 Conspiracy Theorists Show How the Twin Towers Actually Fell Before the Planes Hit Them
57 HBO
Schindler’s List
58 HBO2
Tyler Perry’s Schindler’s List
59 Showtime
Jet Li’s all-martial-arts recapitulation of the 2nd Opium War
59 E! Entertainment Television
This week on a very sad episode of “The Girls Next Door,” playmate Holly has to be put to sleep
60 CNN
Each of the presidential candidates, Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama, continues to impress upon voters how he is more uniquely qualified than the other in a contest of manipulating the media
Beauty is Imperfection 
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