(Originally posted Tuesday, February 19, 2008 )
A list of completely nonsensical slang words that are made up by the users of Urban Dictionary.com and that no human being would ever actually use because the site has no kind of fifth-grade filtering device to keep it from being totally illegitimate as a resource:
–*Cranksy: irritable having taken a lot of crank
–*P strut: the way a person walks after just having enjoyed sexual intercourse
–*P Diddy: the result of micturition and defecation at the same time, in other words, both No. 1 and No. 2
–*The O dep: a state of post-coital depression caused by the normal saturation of neurochemicals
–*Viagrimation: the immigration of Latin American peasants to the U.S. seeking erectile dysfunction drugs for recreational use
–*Drag nacious: a person who is … “drag nacious?????”
–*Scumbuncular: a man who has the fo’ shizzle fo’ sho
–*Dracula tea’s service: too disgusting to even write out
–*S on ma D, Coke Tase: something about sucking my dick after using Coca-Cola as a spermicide, though I’m not positive because the person who added this is obviously only age 7 and doesn’t actually understand the concepts
–*ROFLWABLLUMA: rolling on the floor laughing with a big lollapalooza lollipop up my ass
–*PP Ride: a car that attracts the ladies to what is obviously your monetary largesse
–*”I wouldn’t S in his M”: A scatalogical reference whose connotation is, “I shan’t tarry with this gentleman.”
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