(Originally posted Friday, January 25, 2008 )
2 CBS
An hour of aspirin commercials as writer’s strike continues
3 CNBC
Wall Street Week talks about how all the borrowing going on among rich people is going to turn the dollar into a piece of toilet paper
4 NBC
Celebrity Apprentice: Gene Simmons Licks ‘Big Pussy’
7 ABC
Just What the Doctor Ordered: A Repeat of a Grey’s Anatomy Love Triangle.
7 ABC
An all new version of our new sitcom “Pricks.”
22 Fox News
“Fox News Is Sorry”
23 E! Entertainment
E News: Heath Ledger Quits Us
23 E! Entertainment
E’s Top 10 People Whom Celebrities Call In The Event of An Emergency Before They Dial 9-1-1. No. 1: Call Mary Kate.
25 Headline News
Nancy Grace: Lawyer Interrupted
27 Fit TV
Legs and Glutes and Spines
28 Food
Emeril Cooks Legs and Glutes and Spines
29 HBO
Showing You the Kind of Straight To Video Crap They Didn’t Bother To Bring to a Theater and Then Charging You a Premium For It, Suckers
30 Fuse
Amy Winehouse sings a bluesy number that somehow makes the word “Recidivism” extra cool
38 CNN
A new series: Anderson Cooper In A Hairshirt Suffering For Your Ignorance
29 VH-1
Brigitte Nielsen slips from one nightmarish reality series to another as if each were a chamber in Dante’s version of Hell, and is likely in the last to be eaten by the Molloch.
30 Sundance
“Not Even The Rain Has Such Small Hands,” And Other Poetic Ruminations From Prison
31 Weather
No, not weather. Informercial. Screw you!
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