(Originally posted Sunday, November 04, 2007)
Things You Probably Didn’t Need To Be Revealing On Your MySpace Blog
–*The thing about your bladder infection
–*How many bitchez you banged who were supposed to be dating your “friendzzz”
–*”Yeah that new partner in corporate litigation, I wanna hit that nappy dugout TWO times!”
–*How your skin smells like acid and your teeth are rotting, all because of the crystal meth
–*How you took the crystal meth in the first place
–*Your affiliation with the Nazi party
–*How you like to use your position as a U.S. Senator’s aide to run a totally awesome check kiting ring
–*The Warrant Cherry Pie tattoo you put on your six-year old
–*The 18 hours of mind-blowing, transplendent man-boy love you had last night
–*The name of the smoky bar where you were nursing your baby
–*What you did in those pornographic films before you converted to Christianity
–*Where you’re hiding that child support money
–*How you totally plagiarized your essay on Dick Cheney for “The New Republic” and how those arrogant putzes will never find out
Beauty is Imperfection 
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