(Originally posted Friday, November 09, 2007)
2 CBS
Medium Smackdown: You don’t see dead people, asshole, I do.
2 CBS
Forensic Shows With A Preponderent Number of Their Themes Increasingly Directed at Cannibalism and Incest To Drive Up the “Wow” Factor
4 NBC
“Bionic Woman”: Jaime Unfortunately Finds Out Once Again That Her Sexual Embrace Is a Death Grip
5 ABC
Woman Doctors Making Dick Jokes (Featuring A Soundtrack of Coyly Plucked Strings)
7 Fox
An Aggressive Reality Cooking Show With a Host You’d Like To Murder, Followed By A Fictional Show In Which Somebody Murders the Host of an Aggressive TV Reality Cooking Show
8 CW
Gossip Girl Ups The Ante By Calling Lindsey “A Cunt Who’s Going to Get What’s Coming To Her.”
9 Lifetime
We Have Found That Paranormal Psychic Crap Skews Very Clearly Toward Women In their late 30s, 40s and 50s
9 Lifetime
Couples Not Having Sex And Whining About It
10 Telemundo
Las Parejas Que Tienen Poco Sexo y … Blah Blah Blah
13 PBS
Documentary historian Ken Burns takes us back to the last war we can all agree on.
14 ABC Family
America’s Funniest Home Videos, Extra Sadistic Edition
15 Animal Planet
Awwwwww….Swimming Lions … Awwwwwww
16 CNN
Larry King Throws Another Sop To Idiots With A Story on UFOs
17 CNBC
The Big Idea With Donny Deutsch
18 Fox News
Much Smaller, More Easily Digestible Ideas with Neil Cavuto
19 BET
Movie: A Crude Farce Revolving Around the Antics of Sex-Obsessed Friends. (That’s Not Me Being Funny, That’s Really From the TV Guide Description, I Swear to Christ)
19 BET
Something, something. Something, something? Something, something!
20 Headline News
A Nightly News Show That Focuses On Topical Issues, But Better For Us If There’s a Hot-Looking Teen Involved
21 MTV
Martha Quinn Is Freed From an Underground Torture Room and Real Music Videos Are Played Everywhere For All To Hear and Enjoy
22 E! Entertainment Television
Something New To Liberate Your Penis For
26 Crosswalk
Democracy Now: Communists Have Seized the Country, But You Don’t Even Know Because You Don’t Read the Paper or Watch This Channel
27 Crosswalk
The Robin Byrd Show: Waiting to Expel
28 Discovery Health
Birth Is Just Gross
29 HBO
Miami Vice
30 Cinemax
The Co-Eds Are Not Studying
31 Sundance Channel
Eco Friendly Places To Store Your Bodily Waste
32 The Independent Film Channel
Henry Rollins trying to make a point dressed as a meter maid, though I’m not sure I get what it is.
32 The Independent Film Channel
Indie Sex. There, we said it. Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex….
33 VH-1
P Diddy Sells a New Fragrance That Smells Like Somebody Made P Diddy
YouTube
–*A shark eating my dog
–*Why Stalin was a cool guy
–*A slide show of a woman dancing around in her bra to a Jay-Z song
–*A double-jointed guy showin’ us how he rolls
–*The new “Retributioners” trailer. Cha-ching! Made you look!
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