–*A wedding cake with all 1,000 pages of the prenuptial agreement written on the top in rolled fondant.
–*A cake representation of baby’s first solid poop.
–*A giant bursting cake depicting the Hindenburg disaster.
–*A giant appendix made of marzipan on the occasion of cousin Joey’s appendectomy.
–*A Three Mile Island Cake
–*A highly graphic bris cake
–*Doing a baby shower cake with a pregnant belly on it that lactates soy milk and suffers from anal prolapse in a special display made of ganache.
–*A hysterectomy cake
–*An episiotomy cake
–*A colostomy cake
–*A first menstruation cake with extra cherry filling
–*A cake that has shrapnel from a Vietnam-era dum-dum round tumbling around inside of it, just like Uncle Joe.
–*A cake for the legal team who defended the use of torture during the Bush administration, featuring a dog pile of enemy combatants unprotected by the Geneva Convention.
–*You know what would be cooler than a stripper jumping out of a cake? How about a stripper handing you a subpoena for family court?