I just gave $100 to Doctors Without Borders for help with the Haitian earthquake crisis and I encourage all my readers to do the same!
Archive for January 14th, 2010
–*I lost my job. Am I a loser?
–*Why has George Clooney fallen out of love with me? Did I do something wrong?
–*I know I’m going deaf because I just can’t hear the first 30 minutes of McCabe & Mrs. Miller.
–*I must have been dressing too sexy for Mr. Polanski.
–*I wish I didn’t have a sexual orientation that made everybody so uncomfortable.
–*Damn me, always getting shot in the face.
–*Me and my stupid vulnerability to lead paint poisoning.
–*Who am I to ask for health insurance from the government?
–*If I weren’t gay and pro choice, 9/11 just wouldn’t have happened.