How do we feel as we watch Mackenzie Phillips on Oprah confess to an 10-year incestuous relationship with her father?
–*Alienated from men
–*Alienated from Papa John Phillips
–*Alienated from Mackenzie Phillips
–*Alienated from The Mamas & The Papas
–*Alienated just generically from all mamas and all papas
–*Alienated from everybody connected with the Phillips family, including Billy Baldwin
–*Like we need a shower
–*Like we need a delousing
–*Like we need Penicillin
–*Like all the rubbing alcohol in the world will not wash this Oprah interview off of us
–*Repulsed in a way we just haven’t felt since we watched Oprah last week
–*A bit disappointed that Chynna and Mackenzie didn’t get in a cat fight.