(Originally posted Wednesday, February 27, 2008 )
Top 11 Reasons Why We Did It
–*He wasn’t the right guy for me.
–*She was pitchy, dawg
–*Because he kept talking and talking and talking
–*I was tired of being a slave to that old woman and her retarded simpleton sister Lizaveta
–*I didn’t believe that her health care plan was well thought out
–*Because the other one tasted better
–*Because his plot was very confusing, and he even had two different characters named Quentin, one male and one female. What kind of sick fuck does that?
–*Because I am a Nietzschean superman. Pull my finger
–*Because I was rudely stamped. Deformed. Unfinished. … I am determined to prove a villain.
–*Because I am John Lennon, not him
–*It’s none of your business why I did it. I don’t have to explain myself to you.